Jules2005

Fav: Bugs Bunny. Least Fav: Rancid Rabbit.

“In a cosmic sort of way, yes.” “Well, Mr. Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks?” “What, it’s just a ordinary Krabby OH MY GOODNESS!” “Squidward!”

Concerning the Season 1 episode, Jumbo Johnny.. I love that episode, but that doesn’t mean I have to lie and I won’t. It’s ridiculous, even for a children’s cartoon, but it’s the exact brand of ridiculousness I love and it’s one of the many reasons why I love to watch cartoons in the first place: Because it’s memorable and fun to discuss. Some examples of why Jumbo Johnny is so crazy include: 1) That Uber Mass drink. If it’s dangerous enough to turn someone that big, why did the salesman sell it to begin with (Unless he knew he was breaking the law, but didn’t care. It was outlawed by the FDA, after all. 2) Johnny not willing to at least follow the recommended dosage and instead drinking the drinks all at the same time. What made him so impatient that he had to get buff THAT soon. The obvious moral here is that good things come to those who wait. 3) Johnny believing that that Uber dreck made him buff and not fat like he actually was. He couldn’t even lift the washing machine until his last Uber drink and he only managed afterwards because he was that fat. Fat=\muscles. 4) Bunny’s line of “You’ve gotten house all over the floor.”. Her own son grew to a Godzilla rivaled size and destroyed their house and that understatement was what she could think to say? Plus, she went to get a mere squeegee in order to fix the house instead of far more tools. 5) The salesman states that he sold an entire case of Mass to an idiot. That could imply that it never makes anyone buff no matter how frequently they drink it, anyway. That’s false advertising, not that I would expect him to care. 6) Johnny stomps around big and fatter than all get out, then finally threatens the salesman in order to gain an antidote, entitled Inter Mass. Just like Uber, it requires a 6 week and one can a day wait in order to work perfectly, but Johnny, being the hard headed man he is, didn’t learn a thing (Which is also EXACTLY why he can’t get any) and just like with the last drink, he drinks Inter Mass all at once instead of waiting it out and, as a result, gets a tiny body with a head to big to be supported by it. Johnny is his own enemy at this point, due to his combination of stubbornness and stupidity. So, in closing, I love Jumbo Johnny. It’s crazy in all of the exactly right ways, it’s interesting and it has a useful moral about patience and the consequences of being reckless.